Needless to say, I am not taking this class.

I had my first day of classes at the French university today. At my first class, the professor asked if anyone was foreign. One girl raised her hand and said she was from Senegal. I raised by hand and said I was American. I kid you not, every kid in the class turned and looked at me like I had the plague. Then, the professor asked me if I could even understand him. I said yes, and he just looked at me like I was lying.